Ruby's Beautiful Beauty Parlor

[Somewhere on the island, months and months before the actual posting of this post, in a Secret Base, there is a boy lying in bed. For some inexplicable reason, perhaps a recent event or another is distracting him, he cannot sleep!]

...

[After a few tosses and turns, he decides to roll out of bed and see if that will help.]

A-Ah-- Oof! ... Now why did I think that was a good idea?

[He sits up and looks both ways, then another brilliant idea comes to him. He tiptoes across the floor of the base and, very gently, pokes the figure in the other bed a few times.]

Hey, Katara. Kataraaaaa.

Are you asleep?

[Want to talk to Ruby? Don't feel like posting or waiting for him to post? Then hit him up here and we'll get to threading!]

"Christmas", the holiday of giving and friendship and... all of that. Really, why isn't there a holiday celebrating beauty? Now that would be a much better holiday! And then I wouldn't have gotten "in the spirit" and... done this.

*sigh* Well, I'd hate to just waste it all considering it's too late now...

*and now standing in front of a certain cave!*

I still can't believe she lives... here though. Really, it's no wonder if she chooses a murky place like this.

*SIGH knocking on the... walls*

Hello~? Anyone here?

Ruby: Try this on, it's the new style.
Sapphire: Okay! I'll change right away!

Sapphire: It's...it's a little tight, huh...
Sapphire: (Did you get the wrong size?)

Ruby: Ah...
Ruby: You got fatter.

Sapphire: Ruby!!!
Sapphire: You, you ass!
Sapphire: You could just say that I look like a natural delicacy.

Voice: Am I wrong? (I don't think I am...)
Sapphire: It's not just that I don't want to be called thin.
Sapphire: You can say that my womanly adult body has arrived early.

Sapphire: You could say....that my breasts have grown juuuuuust a little, you think?
Ruby: Jaa...

Ruby: Let's measure them.

Ruby: Hey! Where are you going!
Sapphire: Sh, shut up! Ruby, you just don't get it!


Thank you 4chan.

why do I always write him angsting foirsehtoiejgopwraeht big spoilers lol don't read this also butchering someone else's character and maybe even my own again yaaay

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