I HAVE AWESOME WOMEN SKILLS

[screwthejewels]

Ruby: Try this on, it's the new style.
Sapphire: Okay! I'll change right away!

Sapphire: It's...it's a little tight, huh...
Sapphire: (Did you get the wrong size?)

Ruby: Ah...
Ruby: You got fatter.

Sapphire: Ruby!!!
Sapphire: You, you ass!
Sapphire: You could just say that I look like a natural delicacy.

Voice: Am I wrong? (I don't think I am...)
Sapphire: It's not just that I don't want to be called thin.
Sapphire: You can say that my womanly adult body has arrived early.

Sapphire: You could say....that my breasts have grown juuuuuust a little, you think?
Ruby: Jaa...

Ruby: Let's measure them.

Ruby: Hey! Where are you going!
Sapphire: Sh, shut up! Ruby, you just don't get it!


Thank you 4chan.

Comments

[fortunebealady.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, the two of them are so cute! Ruby needs to take lessons on how to deal with girls though. XD Why can I imagine something similar happening in the manga? ;;;

[friendships.livejournal.com]

Guy: Ah...
Guy: You got fatter.

?!!?!!!?!?